everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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