i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
When are your genitals available?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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