You're a womanizer and a bitch.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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