her vagine was all disorganized.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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