Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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