She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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