You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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