More tranny stories later!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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