Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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