Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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