Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you traded sex for a burrito?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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