who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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