Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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