She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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