my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
PS: I just woke up from my shower
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize