Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
