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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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• (408): View more from California

  worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum

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• (415): View more from California

  It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses

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  We'll talk about it later...

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...

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• (716): View more from New York

  I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.

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• (914): View more from New York

  It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.

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