how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.