Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes