You're completely useless in the revolution.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Randomize
