i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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