we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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