I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I have post one night stand depression
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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