Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
