I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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