You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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