Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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