the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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