i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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