Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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