someone threw a dead crab at me
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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