THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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