how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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