oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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