I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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