you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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