I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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