eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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