if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
they call him Oral-B. enough said
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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