By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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