Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
