If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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