i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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