you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Buhtt sex?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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