Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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