She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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