suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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