My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
you win again, gameday.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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