The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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