Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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