Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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