i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
not ubering you a puppy
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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