Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I have already put on my inside pants.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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